I mean if I was dating a guy and he didn't admit to Oprah that he was in love with me, he'd be sleeping on the couch for the next month. I mean, really. I love how John Mayer is trying to tell his friends what a man he is for actually accompanying Jennifer to the Oscars. It's like, "John, grow up." If you were not going to show up to fight off Angelina with her evil powers then what's the point of the song, "Your Body is a Wonderland"?

I think it's so passe when men act like that. It's very 90s.