I don't have TV except when I mooch so this was a special treat. Has anyone seen the VHI "bachelor" type reality show with Flava Flav? It's where he votes off girls and gives them clocks because they have more time with him? Tonight's episode was so disturbingly funny!!! These two trashy girls got into a huge fight and spit in each others' faces and fought so much that the camera crew was on the show while the girls crashed into them. The best part are the girls' names that were given by Flava Flav (pumpkinzz, new york, and something else with a capital ZZZ--maybe slutty whorezz).

I fell on the floor laughing so hard. Reality TV is a cornerstone in the end of the "american empire" as we know it....but this SHIT was so priceless. The season finale is next week. I discovered that you never have to watch the whole season of anything to predict who is going to be voted off. just look at nonverbal communication and who has the worst make up job (out-of- style eye shadow).

sadly, few will watch this finale since the Oscars will be on at the same time. If you want a break from the documentaries or llistening to who is thanking which studio head or person who helped them to sing/dance or act then flip over to VH1 (1 is for the number one FUCKED UP channel out there).