You've never heard of True Romance?

Here's the plot outline according to IMDb.com "Clarence marries hooker Alabama, steals cocaine from her pimp, and tries to sell it in Hollywood, while the owners of the coke try to reclaim it."

Probably has some of the best quotes ever:

(couldn't find the Hopper/Walken one)

"Hi, how are you? My name is Elliot and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America, and we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree."

"Now I know I'm pretty. But I ain't as pretty as a pair o' titties."

"If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it."

"Man I eat pussy, I eat the butt I eat every muther****ing thang!!!"

"You can tell the angels in heaven that you never saw evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."

"We gonna do a little Q&A Mr. Worley, and at the risk of sounding redundant please... make your answers Genuine..."

"You´re an actor muther f*cker now act"

"Now i am not saying i am gay, no not at all but if i abosoultty had to *beep* a guy it would be Elvis."

"He must have thought it was white boy day. Is it white boy day?" "Nah, man. It aint white boy day.?"

"i gotta say, i was kinda relieved when ya took off your skirt ya didnt have a dick"

"I don't have a pot to **** in or a window to throw it out.....all I got is f***in' Floyd."

"Don't give me the finger! I'll f*cking have you killed!"

"They were here, and they said they were gonna go there...and then they went."

"I'm not eating, because I'm not hungry, I'm not sitting down because I'm leaving and I'm not looking at the movie, cause I've already seen it... and I'm not staying, because I don't like you"

Elvis : I gotta hand it to you Clarence
Clarence : I was cool?
Elvis : No man you were cooler than cool

Alabama: "Did I do my part okay?"
Clarence: "Bama-loo...you were perfect."
Alabama: "Like a ninja?"
Clarence: "Like a ninja."

Dick Ritchie: "Clarence, do you have any idea how much coke you have here?"
Clarence: "How much?"
Dick: "I don't know...but it's a f*ckin' LOT!"

Clarence: "Alabama's my wife."
Drexel: "(chuckles)...Well that makes us practically related."

"You know who we got here? Muther Fu ckin Charlie Bronsan!"

chris,

I "tink" you were drinking mohitos when you wrote your last comment!

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Originally posted by: Sean
"Probably has some of the best quotes ever: (couldn't find the Hopper/Walken one) "

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For the record (if anybody cares), this movie ranks in my top ten. Tarantino's best writing job. DVD includes three separate commentary tracks I sat through a few months ago: one by director Tony Scott, one by Tarantino, and a scene specific one with some of the actors -- Christian Slater, Patricia Arquette, Brad Pitt, and Michael Rappaport (and maybe Val Kilmer?).

Here's the now infamous scene between angry mob boss Christopher Walken and concerned father Dennis Hopper who is trying to keep secret the location of his son (note: try to enjoy this even though the infuriatingly prude censor program on this message board will bleep out half the words):

Cliff (Dennis Hopper): Now, wait a minute and listen. I haven't seen Clarence in three years. Yesterday he shows up here with a girl, sayin' he got married. He told me he needed some quick cash for a honeymoon, so he asked if he could borrow five hundred dollars. I wanted to help him out so I wrote out a check. We went to breakfast and that's the last I saw of him. So help me God. They never thought to tell me where they were goin'. And I never thought to ask.
Coccotti (Christopher Walken): Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm a Sicilian. And my old man was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And from growin' up with him I learned the pantomime. Now there are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give him away. A guy has seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, a guy's got seventeen. And if you know 'em like ya know your own face, they beat lie detectors to hell. What we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin'. But you're tellin' me everything. Now I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from.
Cliff: Could I have one of those Chesterfields now?
Coccotti: Sure.
Cliff: Got a match? Oh, don't bother. I got one. So you're a Sicilian, huh?
Coccotti: Uh-huh.
Cliff: You know I read a lot. Especially things that have to do with history. I find that **** fascinating. In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by ****s.
Coccotti: Come again?
Cliff: It's a fact. Sicilians have **** blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are ****s. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much ****in' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line forever, from blond hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that **** gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were ****s. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother ****ed a ****, and had a half-**** kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?