alright fine, I'll answer my own question. Track 1 on the Who's Quadrophenia. I had had a few coca colas when I made that post. Probably could have given a few more hints.
listen: this is how it works. I am totally prude sober. If I am drunk then it's a different story.
Now, I have a problem with being the only female (or consistent one) on this site. Why is that all male comments have downgraded to sexual harrassment or BJs? It's kind of a compliment but not really. You may be scary in real life. I MIGHT be scary in real life. JK...I wear red lipstick well.
OMFG! I understand where your coming from. I would like to add that you men make me uncomfortable when you stare at my low cut halter top. I mean can't I just look pretty for me with out the whole world wanting to gang bang me?? So what if I have exquisit breast an awsome ass and legs that would make Liberache hard. That still gives you no right to look at me if your not going to buy me anything! So what if you have balls. This is America and I can wear whatever I want and you have to respect that right. If you want a piece buy me a drink and I might talk to you. Even though I sport a perfect C cup and I am probably not wearing a bra, but don't check to see if you can see my nipples! Have the common curtacy to not let me catch you eye ****ing me. At least just what til I'm leaving!
guys will continue to be the pigs that we are; tough $hit
girls will continue to pretend to be offended; "can't I just look pretty for myself"-ha! that's comedy. NEWSFLASH: you can still look pretty without showing us your tits. However, if you do show us your tits, we most certainly will look (although I think a subtle approach is more appropriate - corner of the eye or sunglasses works well). It's okay to admit that you wear low-cut outfits to show off your ta ta's. Most of them are beautiful (no kids and under 35 at least). Why not show them off?
"So what if I have exquisit breast an awsome ass and legs that would make Liberache hard."
Yes!! Another girl is on board. Welcome to our uncomfortable cocktail party at Agorafora, Caroline. I am SO excited you are here. [me jumping up and down with my huge breasts bouncing in the wind.]
sorry, was I being suggestive? I'm a female and should love the eye ****ing. I've never heard that expression but will be on the look-out for it.
I just wish there was an easier way to get free coke besides giving head. But not everything in life is free I guess. But I feel bad so I take my wedding ring off while I do it. But I still have my self respect, no titty ****ing with out at least a 15 karat braclet.
Damn you said 15 KARAT I can spring for that! You need some cocaine sweety. I don't mind if you take your ring off. Shit I don't care if your husband likes to watch!!! Thats hot in a dirty kind of way??
That is such a fallacy that girls only talk to guys for money, free drinks, or diamond bracelets. We're not all that shallow 100% of the time. I'm only about 85%...
Do the girls actually believed that we wore the sunglasses to protect our eyes? ha ha ha ha ha ha! That is so funny. Maybe next time I will pretend to be a blind mexican crossing the street and get an even better look. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I guess my point is that guys miss out on a lot because they think if they're not millionaires then a girl would not like them. And a richie rich is actually the very type of guy that is a total jerk. Is it biological or something? Most girls don't bring this up as a requirement. Now they don't want a couch potato who never works but it's not so extreme in the other direction as guys think. Like my friend says, as long as a guy has two out of the three, he's fine (teeth, a car, and a job.) Classic!!
By all means wear sunglasses. Nothing is so uncomfortable as a guy who is obvious about it--especially at work.
