So this family walks into this talent agent's office and I tell the agent.
"hey my family does this really great act. My daddy comes out and $hits on my mommy's chest, then me and my 5 year old sister go out and rub our faces in the $hit. Then we bite off her nipples and drink the blood.
While this is going on me and my little sister are being fisted in our virgin buttholes by my father while her FUCKs our mother in the ASSHOLE. We start to lick the SHIT and BLOOD off our moms disfigured tits.
Then its my turn to rub peanut butter on my dick and let my pet dog lick it off. my little sister is now eating the SHIT directly out of the dogs **** I mean she doesn't miss a single little piece. Every particle of SHIT! NOw she is licking out the dogs ASSHOLE.
Mean while I have been slapping the bloody nub onn my mum's titty with my throbbing 8 year old cock. She moans execessively while my father throatFUCKS her. We gave her a bacon grease enima and now she is about to **** all over the whole family me my daddy and sis sit indian style while we wait for "old faithful" to errupt.
Suddenly the family dog starts mauling my 5 year old sister's ****. Blood starts splurting everywhere and at the same time my mommy SHITs all over all of us. Me and POPs Chew on the broken strands of mauled vagina on my sister's ****. She screams in pain as my mom shoves a dozen gerbils into her VIRGIN ASSHOLE. We all take turns trading GENITALS with razor blades. And the dog eats all the left overs.
And to top it off at the end of the act I take my pet Hamster "Mr. Mohammid Hilter Christ" and I wrap him in ducttape and I stuff my severed penis into his little tiny rodent ASSHOLE. I use the duct tape so the hamster doesnt split in half while I FUCK it.
then the hampster explodes, like a rocket, off the end of my severed penis. Hampster **** is its rocket fuel. "MR. Mo' Hit Christ" flies from my cock into my mothers floppy ****. Then we all SHIT and eat the SHIT and SHIT out the SHIT that we ate."
So thats basically it
And the talent agent says: "Thats the most inase thing I have ever seen what do you call it?"
I need to see a storyboard before I can give you the award for the most f*cked up cartoon. sorry, I'm a visual person (although your description sounds right on!!).
if it's the one with all of the comedians then I rented the right now. I'm watching it later today. I also rented Wedding Crashers. That was really funny!!!
Yeah I was supprised at The Wedding Crashers. I thought it would be like Old School (not that there is anything wrong with that film) but I was completely a seperate entitty. I love how crazy the the artist son is in the movie very funny.
The George Carlin line about how he likes to pull (drag) a few across the line because in the end, they are glad they were pulled, was priceless.
The best version was the one about the jewish rabbai, the catholic priest and the buddhist monk. That one and the Whoopy golberg one was kind of funny. I liked how Chris Rock thought it wasn't that funny because he's been saying that kind of shock humor anyway.
I like the guy who kept holding his frozen yogurt the entire time that they're filming him. it's like put the damn $1.99 bowl down. you're being filmed!?! The weirdest stuff distracts me.
Here's my attempt:
The Harris family moved to Orange County to pursue their dream of getting their youngest, Betsy into Broadway. Once there, they realized it was in New York. Too late. Driving their mini van up to North Hollywood, they get a casting call for the Family Feud. Betsy throws a temper tantrum because her dog food commercial had to be postponed that day. Ever since her oldest brother Greg told her to bark like a poodle, well the rest is show biz history, as they say.
Ms. Westminister (the ancient agent) ushers the family onto the stage. With little to no direction, the father panics and decides to throw Betsy to the animals. She perks right up and prances on all fours. Deciding to be a smart ass, Greg trys to lift her leg...
okay, i'm bored with this joke. it's just not my humor. sorry...but it's called the ARISTOCRATS.
