I just had the pleasure of watching the movie Constantine last night. WOWOWOWOWOWOW! This must have pissed off some Catholics (not to mention people who enjoy good acting)!! I mean the EYE CANDY was all there but I think KEEANUU left his last couple brain cells on the set of The Matrix Reloaded!

I mean who the FUCK said:

"Y'know what lets actually put Keeanu in a movie" on purpose(besides the people that made Bill and Ted!)

I don't know but I like to think maybe the Devil has somthing to do with it.

I mean come on. The coolest thing about this movie was when Satan pulls all the cigarette tar out of Keeanu's lungs(and thats only because I just wish some one would do that for me). I WAS HIGH AND I STILL THOUGHT THIS MOVIE BLEW!!! A little creepy at parts but no thanks to REEVEZY!!!